Saturday, December 29, 2012

Fancy BBQ Nacho Several Layer Dip

I am a food-aholic.  I am not here to lose the -aholic status.  My goal in life is to make you love food, too.  I believe whole-heartedly that I will not go down alone.  I'm taking you bitches with me!
 
In other words, I fall prey to the food e*mails: Food Network, Better Homes & Gardens, etc.  In the process, I find all kinds of fun recipes that I force upon my husband, my friends, and sometimes the entire extended family--like I did this weekend!  Hey, it is the mother-in-law's entire family reunion-style Christmas.  There are guinea pigs to test!  I found the basic recipe a whole day ago and HAD TO TRY IT NOW!  The recipe I found was boring, so I had to spice it up.  Go figure.
 
Fancy BBQ Nacho Several Layer Dip
 
You will need the following supplies:
1. 8x8 Pan.  If making ahead of time, use metal so you don't accidentally explode your Pyrex.
2. Large Mixing Bowl
3. Small Mixing Bowl
3. Rubber Spatula
4. Another Rubber Spatula
5. Empty Counter (something I usually do not have)
 
Step One, The Base Layers
Ingredients:
1 box Spanish Rice (I use Zatarain's, see box ingredients below)
     -14 oz can of Spicy Tomatoes
     -Water, amount as provided on the box
     -1 tbl Butter
1 can Yellow Corn, drained
1 bar 1/3 Less Fat Cream Cheese, softened (microwave that tasty crap for about 15 seconds)
1 can Diced Green Chilis (found in Mexi aisle in grocery store)
1 16 oz Refridgerated BBQ Pork in Sauce (I use Jack Daniels BBQ Pork)
1 can Spicy Chili Beans, undrained (I found a chipotle chili bean!)
1/4 cup Diced Jalapenos
 
Preheat oven to 350 degrees.  Prepare Spanish Rice as directed.  While the rice takes a chunk of your life to prepare, put your bar of Cream Cheese in the microwave to soften [small mixing bowl], then mix in your Sour Cream and the can of Green Chilis.  After forking (ha ha) the rice, dump in your Yellow Corn and give 'er a good stir.  Put the rice mixture into the bottom of your 8x8 Pan.  [Here's the catch: I doubled this recipe, and you may not need all of the rice for a single version.  Consider using half for now.]  Frost your rice with the cream cheese mixture.  If your cream cheese is not softened, you will just drag the rice all over, and it won't look all fancy layered.  Next, mix up your BBQ Pork, Chili Beans, and Jalapenos [large mixing bowl].  Dump the meat and bean mix on top of your cream cheese and spread evenly (TWSS).  Pop this bad boy in the oven for about 15 minutes until thoroughly warmed.
 
Step Two, The Toppings
Ingredients:
Tangy Coleslaw (I used this lady's fantastic recipe.  I'm probably committing a crime linking this.  So be it.)
Shredded Cheese (I use Mexican Cheese with the taco seasoning already included)
 
Once the deep is warmed, put on your cheese and put back in the oven until melted.  Immediately put on your coleslaw.  Feel free to eat with a spoon.  I prefer tortilla chips.  But to each their own!
 
Enjoy!

Five Minutes: Chipotle Deep

In the Summer of 2012, my mom, my friend Stef, and I went to a Mexican joint in the area because we had a sweet Groupon (or LivingSocial (I love coupons)).  This place wasn't the most fabulous or best enchiladas or really great at anything.  The menu, however, has changed our vocabulary forever.  Everything on the menu that had a long "i" sound to a Spanish speaking individual was spelled...differently.  For instance, they had a great "cheese deep".  I believe that should be cheese dip, but hey, who am I to spell check the menu?  I'm not Mexican, and I was only in Mexico for about four hours once on spring break.  Yeah, that's all you will get about spring break.  Yikes.

Anyway, this lovely sour cream concoction will always be "deep" to us.  So now, I pass onto you the greatness.

If this takes you more than five minues, you are doing it wrong!

Chipotle Deep

Ingredients:
8 oz Sour Cream (I like the vats; you can start small with 8 oz.)
1 tbl Chipotle Chili Pepper, ground.  Spice Island has a great spice w/ grinder available for this!
1 tsp Cayenne Pepper, ground
1 tsp Garlic Powder
1 tsp Honey
1 tsp Onion Powder
1 tsp Ranch

Mix everything together in the sour cream container, be green.  If it tastes good, call it good.  However, I like mine with a little more chipotle and a little more cayenne.  Don't go overboard on the ranch.  It will taste like ranch with a hint (maybe) of chipotle.  That's not what you are going for here.  If you want a chipotle ranch recipe, this isn't really it.  I also make this in 32 oz amounts, and my fat hearted friends (Fat Amy, I love you!) easily finish it off in a few minutes with a bag of Ruffles.  I also don't truly believe in measuring, so this is me guessing.

Enjoy!